{"product_id":"left-of-my-sanity-glass-bottle-safety-matches-funny-gift","title":"Left of My Sanity - Glass Bottle Safety Matches, Funny Gift","description":"Running low on patience, time, or… sanity? Same. These bright blue-tipped safety matches are the perfect spark when you need a little light (and a laugh). Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid, they’re a bold pop of color for any space and a cheeky gift for anyone holding on by a thread.\n\n𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗰𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁:\n• Relatable humor: The perfect pick-me-up for stressed-out friends.\n• Gift-ready: Pair with a candle or self-care kit for easy gifting.\n• Striking display: Bright blue tips add a playful pop to shelves and tables.\n• Functional + fun: Light candles, incense, or simply lighten the mood.\n\n𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗰𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀:\n• Stress relief + self-care gifts\n• Birthdays + just-because treats\n• Hostess + housewarming gifts\n• Holiday stocking stuffers\n\n𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀:\n• Glass bottle with gold lid\n• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”\n• Weight: 1.8 oz\n• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with bright blue tips\n• Striker on the side of the bottle\n\nColoring may vary slightly between production runs.\nAvailable only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47746253750443,"sku":"MATCH004","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/6995\/6779\/files\/bd434941a3db69ece8d032680af5b02b512ce42dbdf3ef8f45f4aeeeaf10aa73.png?v=1788476874","url":"https:\/\/thewomencollective.com\/products\/left-of-my-sanity-glass-bottle-safety-matches-funny-gift","provider":"The Women Collective WBL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}