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Calm The Fuck Down Body Lotion
Calm The Fuck Down Body Lotion
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Calm The F*ck Down – Jasmine & Vanilla Lotion | 150ml
🌙 Moisturize, Relax, and Shut Off That Overthinking Brain 🌙
Long day? Endless to-do list? Running on caffeine and stress? Calm the f*ck down. This ultra-soothing Jasmine & Vanilla lotion is here to soften your skin and your attitude, wrapping you in luxurious hydration and the kind of chill vibes that pair well with deep breaths and “do not disturb” mode.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Stress? Don’t Know Her. Calming jasmine eases your nerves while warm vanilla comforts your soul (and makes you smell like a damn dream).
✔ Hydration Without the Grease. Lightweight, fast-absorbing formula that keeps you silky, not sticky.
✔ Premium Ingredients, No Bullsh*t. Because your skin deserves the good stuff.
✔ Cruelty-Free. No animal testing—just badass, skin-loving goodness.
✔ Women-Owned & Operated. Supporting fierce, independent women like yourself.
🎁 Perfect for: Self-care Sundays, post-me
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