When chaos hits, strike back. Our In Case of Clusterfuck safety matches are designed for life’s messiest moments. With bold royal blue tips in a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re equal parts functional and funny—perfect for gifting or keeping on standby.
Why customers love it:
• Relatable + witty: The perfect phrase for anyone navigating daily disasters.
• Giftable: Great add-on with candles, cocktails, or survival kits.
• Statement piece: Royal blue match tips add a striking pop of color.
• Practical sass: Brings humor to a household staple.
Best for gifting occasions:
• Housewarming or hostess gifts
• Stress relief + self-care bundles
• Funny birthday gifts
• Holiday stocking stuffers
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with royal blue tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping c
