For the moments when the only logical next step is… burn it and start over. Our Mistakes Were Made safety matches bring humor to every “oops,” “my bad,” and “how did that even happen?” With sleek black match tips inside a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re the perfect accessory for anyone who handles chaos with comedy (and occasionally fire).
𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭:
• Laugh-out-loud funny: Perfect for owning bad decisions with style.
• Burn-it-down energy: Black match tips make the joke even better.
• Giftable + relatable: Great with candles, apology gifts, or “oops” bundles.
• Everyday essential: Practical, decorative, and unapologetically honest.
𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:
• Breakups, glow-ups + chaotic life moments
• Apology gifts (“my bad—here’s fire”)
• Birthdays + funny friendship gifting
• Holiday stocking stuffers + impulse buys
𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.
